Lark Adventures (Written by Al; Reposted)

Lark: I decided what I want for Christmas.

Me: Oh? What?

Lark: I want a kitten.

Me: Do you remember what happened the last time there was another cat in the house? You two did not exactly get along.

Lark: It was not my fault that Midnight brought me a half eaten lizard and then got a paw to the face for it.

Me: Yes it was.

Lark: Okay. What about that time when a lizard crawled on you and you were babysitting? You spilled the pasta all over the floor and screamed like you were being eaten by a dinosaur.

Me: I thought we agreed to never discuss this again.

Lark: Then I want a bag of catnip to throw at the mailman.

Me: You can’t throw things, you are a cat.

Lark: Human, you are mine, and you will listen to me. If I say I can throw catnip at the mailman, I can throw catnip at the mailman. It will be good practice for ambushing Santa.

Me: You can’t ambush Santa!

Lark: And you can’t scream and faint because a lizard jumps on your jeans. Should I tell them about the mouse?

Me: LARK!!!!!

Lark: We’ll have a steak out on the grill and wait under the tree if that makes you feel better.

Me: Here Comes Santa Claus, Here Comes Santa Claus, Santa Claus is getting ambushed tonight, Santa Claus is getting ambushed to night. Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer….

Me: Well, I know what I’m doing for Christmas.

MARK’S NOTE: This post is amazing and deserves all the love in the world!

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